Welcome To Canmeph 2
Part 1
by Kelly "STrRedWolf" Price
"Thank you for taking the Transworld Connector," the announcer said. "This is Canmeph 2, Union Station, Washington, DC. Watch your step!"
The doors opened. Two travelers, a female white tiger and a large male cougar, came out amoung the crowd. They headed to a common exit when an odd fur stopped them.
"Whoa! Hold it! Passports please!" The large four-eyed attendant said.
"Oh! Here you go." the female said. They handed over their booklet style passports. The strange fur quickly paged though them.
"That's odd," the cougar whispered to the tiger. "I swear this fur's a..."
"Not infront of her!" She whispered in interuption.
"Hir, actually," the attedant said. "It's a species thing. You'll have to go through Customs and get an Infostick ID. It's required by law."
"Um, how long..." the cougar started to ask.
"STRIKER!" the tiger interupted, seeing their receiving party. "STriker RedWolf! Thank god your here."
WolfSkunk RedWolf came up to the gate, crouched to be face to face with the feline, and said "Luna! Hoi! Glad you could make it."
"Thanks, STriker. Um...."
"Go through Customs. It'll take twenty minutes, but well worth it. I'll meet you on the way out."
"Ok. Thanks! Come on, Bull!"
The buff cougar shook his head, muttering "Women..." before being dragged off to Customs by a passport-holding Luna...
Luna and Bull came up to the Customs desk, where a smaller, similar fur greeted them.
"Hello!" Shi said, "Welcome to Canmeph 2, the WolfSkunk homeworld. First time?"
"Yes, actually." Bull said. "Our friend, RedWolf, invited us."
"Ah. My name's WolfSkunk Chantel. I'll step you through Customs. Do you have your passports and checkbook or credit card? It's needed for a visitor ID, and required by law."
Luna nodded and gave Chantel the passports and hir credit card. Bull pulled out his.
"Ok." Chantel said. Shi paged through each passport, stopping at Bull's. Shi waved over a tall, muscular guard. "I'll need to confiscate your handgun, Officer Hades, for the durration of your stay."
"How good is security here?" Bull growled.
"We caught two spammers on the Internet and convicted them of carpet bombing a few servers. They died by misguided tatical nuke."
"I don't know..."
"We recently caught an attempted mass murder by a few of the teenage cubs," the heavily muscular guard said. "Other teenagers saw the eratic behavior, abnormal even by our standards, and bugged a few nearby SputWolfSkunks for help. In turn, a few Bonds were sent to keep an eye on them while an investigation was held to find out what was going on. By the time they were ready we pulled them aside, talked to them, and clued in the 'idiots' responsible. The high school principal retired, the jocks sent to sensitivity training, and the guns confiscated. RedWolf even made an appearnce in an assembly with the kids about it."
"My kinda town!" Bull said, and unloaded five weapons onto the table.
"LARS!" Luna exclaimed.
"Hey, better than the handgrenades I had."
Luna moaned.
Chantel moved over to a small cube almost imbedded into the floor. "Ok, if things seem strange, that's ok, it's part of the show. Don't hesitate to ask questions."
Luna piped up and asked "The entire race are hermaphrodites, right?"
"Correct, Madam Amongus. We evolved this way. Somehow the inflation aspect also stuck too."
"Just like Chakats, right?" Bull said.
"Similar, but we have a full set." Chantel replied. "The theories are the same for us WolfSkunks."
"WolfSkunks.... That's to..."
"Oh. We have wolves and skunks here, and we evolved somehow to have both triats from those two species. We also have a bit of tiger in us too."
"Interesting." Luna commented. "Who was that we first met..."
"Oh, the four-eyed guard? Shi's WolfSkunk Derailed, an Observer class guard."
"Observer class?"
"What would be races are really breeds, but here we call them technically 'mutations' or commonly 'classes'. There's a lot of them around, mostly specializing on particular fields." Chantel then hit a button next to the imbedded cube with hir paw, and out popped up a holographic projection screen.
Chantel continued, "As you can see, there's a few classes which interoperate. Apart from the Default class, which is what I'm in, there are eighteen classes."
A three-breasted WolfSkunk appeared on the screen. "I'll go though the base classes at this time. This is the Breeder class. They're usually here to rear a litter or five. When the population's down they usually take up the slack.
"Next is the three tailed Kitsume class. They're fly goys, pilots if you will. Their tails can form wings which enables them to imitate helicopters."
Bull asked "Do the tails rotate around?"
The screen changed over to a four armed, four breasted WolfSkunk before Chantel answered "Nah, too painful. I have a friend who's a Kitsume. Each tail has a third which it quickly rotates and sweeps in such a way it produces enough lift to carry two large WolfSkunks.
"Ah, the Nali class. Engineers, archetects, you name it, they'll design it and build it. Unlike every other WolfSkunk, they can be as big as fifteen feet tall. Usually we're nine to twelve feet. RedWolf's a popular twelve-footer.
"Of course, you saw the Observer class. They can't lie because they gotta prove or disprove everthing with firm evidence. Also, the Detective class you saw with the guard I brought over. Those Detectives are natually muscular."
A six-breasted WolfSkunk appeared on screen. "The Nurse class. Kinda like a wet nurse, helping out Breeders but they also gravitate to medicine.
"There's also a Taur class, which you I belive are familiar with having wolf'taurs and fox'taurs and feli'taurs. Taurs are wolfskunk'taurs.
"In addition to those base classes, there's a Philosopher class, Nali's which aim for the theoretical side of items; Historians, two headed Breeder/Observer mixes who form almost a writing guild here; Oracles, a Philosopher/Observer mix, all knowing WolfSkunks. They're professional students, you know. There's also two types of Observer/Detective mixes, the well-toned Bond, or spy, class and the equally enlightening SputWolfSkunk class. We also have Explorers, four-breasted Observer Taurs, and you can guess what they do; Locators, an Observer/Kitsume mix, treasure hunters if you will; and Trackers, a dragon-winged Observer/Kitume mix, expert hunters."
"What's RedWolf then?" Luna asked.
"A rare genetic Polymorph class. Technically shi's Oracle and Historian, but shi can shapeshift. There's a Balloonie class that some scientists are still investigating."
"I'm seeing alot of large-breasted furs around here, but noone seems to notice..." Bull started to say.
"The breasts and male genitalia can be inflated, and with it the social standings are alot wider than what you're thinking of. The sexual natures as a side effect is downplayed since, well, this is usual for us. It falls under normal.
"Let me go over your rights. You have the freedom of responcible speech, press, assembly, and peaceful religion. You do not have the right to own a weapon -- it's a privlage you have to earn. You must recognize your Miranda rights. You must have a lawyer to represent you in a court of law. You can plead the fifth."
"What is done about religous nuts?" Bull said.
"That you'll have to ask a SputWolfSkunk. From what I hear, they get constantly checked to see if it's a reasonable belief to hold in. Remember, God is asleep."
"Huh?"
"Oh, I haven't gotten into that yet. The main religion is that God caused the big bang accidentally, screwed up, and went back to bed. There's been no direct evidence to suggest otherwize."
"Interesting." Luna said as another WolfSkunk, a Philosopher, came up with their passports, credit cards, and Infostick ID's.
Chantel added "If you think someone's watching you, it's ok, alot of us have a bit of security paranoia. If you see a Bond, count yourself lucky. Oh, your stuff is ready. Here's your passports back, and your credit cards. We charged about 5000 credits to you'll have some spending money here, about $500 of your money. Any bank and money exchange place can be used to put some more on it."
"How good are the clothes here?" Luna asked.
"That's something you should find out for yourself." Chantel said with a grin as shi gave back their materials and gave them their new ID's and a few pamphlets. "You've passed Customs, and you've been stamped apropriately. Now go out and have some fun, and remember, Sundays we let it all out. It's in the pamphlets."
"Thank you, Chantel." Bull said.
"No problem. It's a living."
I was waiting by the exit from Customs to pick up Luna and Bull, when I got a call on my GlobalLink. It was JavaCat, returning an earlier call.
Luna then yelled "STriker!" and hugged me. Bull shook his head in shame as many WolfSkunks gave us an evil look.
"Luna dear," I started, "Here on Canmeph 2 I'm RedWolf. Please remember that."
A fellow polymorph in Oracle form came up to us and said "Heya RedWolf. Excuse me, madam, but did you call for me?"
Luna took a stern annoyed look and growled "Who are you?"
"WolfSkunk Stryker, at your service. That's with a 'y', not an 'i'. Can I help you?"
Luna looked confused.
"Luna, this is my younger sibling. We're brothers, or sisters if you perfer."
"You didn't split and..." Luna said.
"Oh pulleeese," Stryker responded. "Nether of us can reproduce asexually. Besides, it's messy."
"And my Mara wouldn't approve of clones."
"You two are..." Luna said before us two shapeshifters interrupted with "Genetically different."
"I call a LART." Bull gladly pronounced.
"Hey, there is no Lumber Cartel." I replied. "Come on, lets get something to eat."
"I'll see you three later." Stryker said outside a Double Deckers diner. "Oh, RedWolf, I have some kernel patches. I'll send 'em your way later."
"Thanks, Stryker." RedWolf said as shi, Luna, and Bull entered into the diner's foyer. "Now, you two should note that the diner is a bit odd from what you'll..."
"OOOOOooooo nice..." Bull said as he noticed the waitresses, each one sporting not a pair, but two pairs of breasts each firmly held into place by a tight fitting t-shirt.
"Seen it, RedWolf." Luna said. "I get a few similar furs."
"Can I help you?" another free waitress said.
"Table for three." RedWolf said. "I'll be staying short today."
"Very well." the waitress said, and guided the three to a fairly sizable table. As the trio sat down, the waitress gave them their menus before attending to another customer.
"Um.. " Luna said as she looked over the menu, "these portions..."
"Too large?" their waitress came up and said. "You'll probably like the Igcognito. It's our special with a bowl of tomato soup today. We can lean it down for you if you like."
"I'll try it with swiss. Just in case I'll also have a chicken caesar salad with the apropriate dressing," Luna said.
"I'll have the double quarter with a large order of fries." RedWolf said. "And can we get some A1 sauce out here?"
"I'll have the same," Bull added, "And some mozzerela sticks too. The ventilation's good, right?"
"It's ok," the server said. "The cheeze, heck anthing milk-baised is Lactose-free. It's written into law. Besides, we couldn't risk the structural damage."
"Ahh. Interesting regulation."
"And Cokes all around." RedWolf said.
"Sprite for me." Luna added as the waitress gathered up the menus.
"Total's 221 creds. I'll bring out your food." the waitress said, turning towards the kitchen.
Bull wondered aloud, "RedWolf, about those kids and the attemped mass murder..."
"Oh, that's a story and a half, but true." RedWolf started. The waitress came over with a few pitchers of coffee and tea. "Thank you, madam." RedWolf said as shi poured hirself a cup of coffee. "Remember Columbine? Similar, but not quite.
"It was just a few months ago when those two kids, KleeBold and HarRiss, razzed their teacher on an assignment in which the teacher was accused of not caring about their works and storming out of the room. Strange, I must say. But what sparked things off was a chance meeting between those two kids and a gang of jocks. The goading, the tourchure, the usual drill... but another normal kid with a Philosopher and an Observer noticed this from the other side. After that last class they discussed it over lunch, and decided to get a local SputUnit involved. They grabbed one just walking by, and notified hir about the incident.
"The SputUnit took great interest in this, as shi was about to pull the principal over to talk about rumors. Shi confirmed the Observer's story with the others, jotted it all down, and gave some instructions to the kids -- lay low, remain calm."
The waitress came with some of the food RedWolf, Luna, and Bull ordered. "Igcognito, soup, and salad for the lady; the mozerrella sticks for everyone else; and your drinks. Your 'burgers will be here shortly."
"Thank you, madam." RedWolf said.
"This sandwich!" Luna exclaimed. "This soup! How a I going to eat that much? Th' salad's enough to stuff me."
"I claim the soup!" Bull said.
"Glad I'm paying. I'll take the sandwich." Redwolf said. Shi continued, "That day,
two Bonds watched both KleeBold and HarRiss. They discovered the stockpile of weapons one father had. They discovered the football team members who harrassed them nearly daily. Another Sput went through the records and found abuses. Charges started piling up as evidence was gathered.
"DualLaw got word of the case pending and volunteered to meet with KleeBold and HarRiss out of court. The day they attemped to rampage is the day DualLaw took 'em up, took 'em aside, and talked with them about what's happening."
"And the mallet of justice swings to smite them." Bull added.
"Oh no, not KleeBold and HarRiss." RedWolf corrected. "The team got suspended and forfeted their games for sensitivity training. The lasse-faire principle was forced into early retirement due to hir policies. But the two cubs didn't get away with the attempt."
I had wondered about how my past would be here on Canmeph 2, so I did a bit of research. Nothing like digging through the archives like a nice Oracle/Historian. So, I went through and reconstructed a possible history. My parents would of sent me to private school, and the local one would of been the same one KleeBold and HarRiss were going to. Afterwards, it was to college.
The next day after those cubs came in and DualLaw took them asside, I visited the campus dressed in a three peice suit made for an Oracle. I thought since I was recorded as being born one, I might as well visit as one. Of course, I didn't know about things at the time.
When I came up to the secretary, shi said "I'm sorry, sir, but the campus is closed due to..."
Unit 386, the local SputWolfSkunk there, poked hir head out and interupted "REDWOLF!!! Howls! Come on in, we can use an Oracle!"
From there, I went into problem resolution mode. I was breifed on what had happened, and I started asking the usual set of questions. "Have the two harmed anyone?"
"No, we stopped that before any shots were fired."
"Are the kids in custody?"
"No, but the police has raided the two's homes with warrants to seize any projectile weapons and explosives, so those are secure. We also have Bonds watching them just in case."
"Good. Does the population know?"
"No. That's what we're trying to figure out how. Everything is either too little or too overboard."
"What's the record for the biggest LART?"
"Don't ask. You won't make it if you even hold a... wait a minute, a class assembly?"
"Nine through twelveth graders only. The rest we'll mail out letter to parents and make a press statement. Are the cubs being charged?"
"No, DualLaw talked to them and found them confused enough about things that they really need counseling. HarRiss seems to be more in need."
"Is DualLaw here?"
"Shi's comming in..."
At that moment, DualLaw came in, said hello to everyone, and grinned twice at me. "Mavelous," shi said in sterio. "Just Mavelous, RedWolf."
"And to think this is default." I replied. "What's tricks with KleeBold and HarRiss?"
"I'm tempted to send HarRiss to be evaluated once the possession without a licence and conspiracy charges get filed. KleeBold just needs an outsider to talk to. I believe both WolfSkunks to be late bloomers."
"I'll talk with KleeBold. Having HarRiss committed is a good idea if things pan out for it. However, I'm tempted to humiliate them by the hands of the senior population."
"Good idea, if..."
"Hate to break this to you," Unit 386 said, "But I got word over SubNectivity that charges has been filed, and all parties have asked for DualLaw's rulling now."
"Step Docketed." DualLaw said. "HarRiss to be evaluated for mental competency. KleeBold to be evaluated by RedWolf as per Sput statues. Oh, and RedWolf's a Sput, unit 496. So the court orders."
"Call an assembly." I added. "I'll LART the seinor population on what happened. Call KleeBold, I want hir here."
"KleeBold is at the hospital. Shi's blooming."
"Ok. Make it for tomorrow."
"Eazy." the vice principal said. "Here's the hospital address..."
"So?" Bull said as he finished his soup.
"RedWolf talked to me." a voice said. Everyone turned to the table, and there before everyone was a slim, sleek Philosopher WolfSkunk in a three-peice pinstripe suit. Shi said, "Oh, I'm KleeBold, couldn't help overhear you. Mind if I join you? I didn't order yet."
"Oh sure! I was about to shift back to twelve-foot-tall myself to be more confortable."
"Oh, go right ahead!" KleeBold said as the waitress came up with the hamburgers. "Madam, another of what RedWolf's having on a seperate bill? Thanks."
"You actually came in with..." Luna started to say before wondering what words to come up with.
KleeBold replied "Yes, I stupidily entered with a tommy-gun and four Luger .45 pistols. With enough stress put on by classes and a bad administration, plus my parents who got LARTed over the whole mess, it was no surprize I snapped.
"So, RedWolf came down to the hospital, where I was catching up on some well-deserved rest after finishing up this all-in-one growth spurt from eight to twelve feet. Ugly, yes, but it sometimes happenes. Compared with RedWolf as an Oracle I'm smaller, but not to a normal twelve footer. I woke up to hir touch, and said 'Whah... who are you?'
"RedWolf replied 'RedWolf. I heard about what happened. Want to talk about it? Oracle to Philosopher?' I nodded myself, and so we get to talking about how things got to be the way they were, how my life sucked, other things. What a mess I was! But I needed a sympathtic ear, and shi was there.
"Next day I told my story, followed by what RedWolf said from the investigation, and then students questioning me. The system got reformed that day, and so was I."
"Shi got humiliated by the students." RedWolf added. "Now KleeBold's hosting hellmouth.org.wsk."
"I'm moving here." Bull said.
"LARS!" Luna reacted.
"Are you sure, Bull?" a bigger RedWolf said. "Here it's more of a police state with better accountability."
"I'll read through it, research it." Bull said.
"That's better. As is, you really can't shoot your mouth off."
After their large meal, Luna and Bull felt groggy enough to sleep it off. After KleeBold left them, RedWolf carried both back on hir sholder to the hotel they were staying at. When they got there, Bull perked up instantly.
"RedWolf," Bull growled, "Don't lie to me now, but who's the fur in the dark area behind you?"
"What fur?" RedWolf replied.
Bull jumped down, grabbed a hidden fighting pike, and yelled "INTRUDER ALERT!!!!" before running up to the side of the room, gaining enough speed to *climb* it.
Luna and RedWolf ducked for saftey underneath one expansive bed. "What th'... ?!?!?!?" RedWolf said.
An virtual copy of the wall, shaped like a WolfSkunk silowete, moved out of the way before the pike *CLANG!*ed on the walls.
"It's his implants!!!" Luna replied.
"What?!?!?" RedWolf tried to hear as Bull was chasing the shadowy creature all over the room.
"GET BACK HERE UNWELCOME TROLL!!!" Bull yelled.
Luna exclaimed, "His eyes are implants! Lars was origionally born blind!!!"
"WHAT!?!?!?!" RedWolf yelled in shock.
"That's why he's so paranoid, and it's come out again!!!"
"THAT'S IT! REDWOLF TAKING CONTROL!" RedWolf got out, turned hir tail up, and when Bull got close...
"GAUUWWWWGGGHHH!!!!" Lars "Bull" Hades was sprayed. He took a few steps before the reaction kicked in, and he ran into the bathroom.
"Tomay, you can come out now." RedWolf said. "SNAFU. He's secure."
"I thought so." the cloaked WolfSkunk said. "I didn't want to spray him." Slowly shi restored hir fur to hir normal colors, and dropped down using hir tenticles.
Luna poked her head out. "Part displacer beast?"
"It looks that way," Tomay said. "Never had one body donated to science."
Bull came out of the bathroom, as cleaned up as he could be. "What the *)!#() was that you sprayed on me, RedWolf?"
"It's in the pamplets," RedWolf said. "You got alot of reading to do while you're up and sick."
"You can say that again. Dramamine..."
"Rest."
"Ugh."
Bull, lying in his bed, asked RedWolf "Are all WolfSkunks this security paranoid?"
"Usually, no." RedWolf replied as everyone gathered around. "My shadow 'drops in' every so often. I know when shi's around -- I'm looking everywhere at once -- but I make sure I don't blow hir cover. I would be careful, none the less, or be forthcoming."
"I'll try the latter this time around. My eyes are failing, and thought I could find someone who could finally fix my sight."
"Finding one who will do it is no problem," Tomay said, "but paying for it will be a problem. Even the Sputs aren't as generous for such a reconstruction."
"I know you from college, Lars." RedWolf said. "We still have to throw a party. I fund the surgery, and you fund the party. I know of a great place you'll love."
"Shotgun Shells?" Lars said.
"Yep."
"Deal! OOOOooooohhhh....." Bull winced in a bit of pain, still feeling nausous.
"Glad I was the one that gassed you." RedWolf said. "Dramamine will help take the edge off of it. I'll talk to a few doctors I know. I think this is up Voltare's alley..."
"An eye job? Sounds risky."
"I know, Mara. He says the implants are failing. Sounds more of a total reconstruction. I gotten a DNA sample."
"He was blind before?"
"Since birth."
"Let me run the DNA through the computers. This sounds intresting..."
"Oh... purrrrrr...."
"Purrrr..... very..... Can you..."
"All pairs?"
"Please...."
"Puurrrrumble...."
Bull woke up, sleeping off the nausia, and took a long shower to get off much of the smell. Once out, he brewed a cup of coffee and turned on the room's TV to a national news station. He then proceeded to do some diagnostics.
Luna came in from another room. "How'ya doing, Lars?"
"This is bad," Bull said. "My eyeballs are in Failsafe backup. I have one month before I go totally blind again."
"That's bad."
A knock on the door sounded. Luna opened it -- RedWolf was on the other side.
"HOI! Luna! Bull! Good Morning!" RedWolf said. "How are you all doing?"
"I'm fine, RedWolf," Luna said. "Bull's eyes are failing."
"I have a month of sight like normal furs," Bull said. "Afterwards, it shuts off. I go blind again."
"Your ambulance is waiting outside," RedWolf said. "You had a troubled childhood?"
"Childhood from hell, actually. The abuse was horrendus. I swear if I see or hear from..."
A phone rang. RedWolf answered it. Hir facial expression changed from surprize, to annoyance, to anger.
"Ten on LART." Luna said.
RedWolf piped up and said "WHAT ARE YOU DOING CALLING AT 11PM ON A FRIDAY?!? WE HAVE KIDS TRYING TO SLEEP HERE!!! WHY DON'T YOU CALL YOUR CONGRESSPERSON ABOUT TRYING TO GET YOUR GROWN CHILD BACK. THEY'RE PROBABLY GET THE MENTAL HELP YOU NEED, NOT THE JUDICAL HELP. NOW IF YOU WISH TO VIOLATE YOUR RESTRAINING ORDER, EVEN WITH YOUR PAST RECORD, WE CAN HELP OUT WITH MAKING SURE YOU WILL NEVER SEE LARS AGAIN." The phone clicked off, and RedWolf hung up.
"Parents?" Bull said.
"Yes. You can have my shadow for a while. Looks like you need hir."
At the Slock Mama hospital, RedWolf brought three WolfSkunks in to meet Luna in the fourth floor waiting room.
"Luna?" RedWolf asked.
"Wha..." Luna chirped as she jolted awake over the sound. "Oh, RedWolf. I'm sorry, these 28 hour days are a mess on my body."
"It's ok. I had similar problems. This is Dr. Mara, a Nurse." RedWolf pointed to the six-breasted doctor. "Over here is Dr. Voltare, a Nali Nurse and xenobiology specalist." Shi pointed over to a four-armed, eight-breasted doctor.
The third WolfSkunk waved, a normal black yet nearly plush fur. "Hello. I'm Admiral WolfSkunk Shotgun. RedWolf, Mara, and I are roommates."
"Shi just wanted to tag along."
"Oh." Luna said. "What's the deal?"
"We've explained this to Lars before," Mara said as shi knelt down. "Alot of the damage was done while he was blind, but the eyesight was the first one that was hit. We're going to reconstruct one section at a time, and his eyesight is first."
"How long will it take?" Luna asked.
"Eight hours to do it all, and twelve to recover. He'll be out and about by Sunday."
"We'll keep the 'package' he has." Voltare added. "The reconstructed body map actually matches his existing endowments, so we won't touch it."
"He'll be a hit that day."
"Will there be any complicatons?" Luna asked.
"None, Doctor Amongus. There hasn't been, and we are not expecting any. If there's any outside interferance, they will be shot on site."
"I trust that you will be doing the surgery?"
"Both of us."
"There won't be any problems, Luna." RedWolf said. "Why not talk about it while at the mall?"
"I don't know," Luna said. "I can never find anything while distraught, and it's difficult with my size..."
"Nonsence!" Shotgun said. "We're get you dipped. Besides, RedWolf hasn't yet, and hir chest's about to explode from that shirt of hirs too."
"What?" RedWolf exclaimed before looking down. "Oh. Great. I inflated again. It's the third time I'm this plush, I better keep it, and pay for everything."
"I'll pay for the liquid latex dipping." Shotgun said.
"You three have fun." Mara said. "We'll take care of Lars."
"Later, everyone!" Luna said, before getting up. Suddenly, she was scooped up, and placed on RedWolf's sholder, almost 10' high.
"Luna?" Shotgun asked.
Luna just purred as they walked to the elevator.
Shotgun, RedWolf, and Luna entered a refreshingly open liquid latex store -- Fluid Suits East, one of four stores in the mall. Only one customer was inside being dipped.
"REDWOLF!!! SHOTGUN!!! Howls!" the fur said as shi was up to hir neck in liquid latex.
"Bombay!" Shotgun said. "Sib! How 'ya doing?"
"I got a late growth spurt, so my legs got lenghtened. Alas, nothing fits now! So, I'm in the deep tank today."
"Can I help you?" an attendant asked. Shi had come up while they were talking.
"Us three need to get dipped." RedWolf said.
"You do have a small tank, right?" Luna said.
"Sure!" the attendant said. "We can accomidate you too madam tiger. Which color do you wish to wear?"
"Black." Luna said.
"Black here." RedWolf added.
"I'll have the deep blue." Shotgun said.
The attendant grinned, "We just filled a new tank with that color. All in one bill?"
"I'll be paying for all three."
"Very good then. We'll get you all squared away. If you may, please strip down in here and mark the bags of your clothes with your name. We'll then get you dipped."
All three nodded, and they went in and stripped down in seperate booths. Once there, a seperate technician coated their hands and paws with a greasy compound, tied up their hair, and then guided them to three lifts over three vats. Slowly, they were lowered in. When each one was up to their necks in liquid latex, the lifts stopped.
"Ok, folks," one of the techs said, "you can breath again. Go ahead and breathe normally. In five minutes we'll come in and make sure everything is covered, so if you feel like you're being groped, it's ok. We'll seperate your breasts and your package. Your welcome to talk. You'll be out in fifteen. Oh, RedWolf? Please melt out of the suit before you shapeshift. We've gotten complaints of the mess left behind."
"Thanks for the notice," RedWolf said. "Mind if I do a few things, since I still have my origional dipsuit? I want to go Historian."
"Go ahead, but keep your hair up."
"10-4." RedWolf said as shi absorbed hir hair, giving hir head a near-normal look. Then hir head streached and seperated out into two, each on it's own neck. The tech lowered the platform slightly to match the changes.
In a few minutes, Luna said "Um, Shotgun?"
"Feel movement?" Shotgun asked.
"Yeah, my breasts are being lifted and seperated."
"That's normal."
"Ahhh.." and she purrred...
After another ten minutes, they were pulled up. Luna emerged first, a perfect cast complementing her own body. Shotgun emerged next, hir large bosom encased in latex and enhancing hir figure. RedWolf was last, hir two heads razing to show a glisening three-breasted body with enough endowment to rival both sexes.
Luna looked over as RedWolf regrew hir hair, keeping the same flatop-overlaying-braids style on both heads.
"RedWolf?" Luna said as the three were being dried off, and their tails reveiled.
"Yes, Luna?" RedWolf said in sterio as hir right head turned and leaned back while hir left head turned and leaned forward, giving everyone a double-view of hir heads.
"One mind?"
"Correct, Luna." RedWolf's left head said.
"Even though it's two heads, I'm all here." hir right head said.
"I usually jack down the volume when using both to speak." hir left head added.
"Just like Xander," Luna said.
"Very much," RedWolf said, using both heads as one voice.
"Girls, we need to accessorize!" Shotgun said as shi confirmed shi wanted to pay with a nod.
"There's a WolfSkunk Norstrums at the end of this branch," their attendant said. "We've put electronic cupons on everyone's Infostick."
"Thank you!" Luna said estatically. "Shall we?"
"Sure! I becha you'll look well in a one-peice ontop." RedWolf said. And with that, when they gotten their Infosticks back and hooked on a special clip on their suits, they left.
Everyone crowded around Bull, a few hours after his surgery. Slowly, the sleeping cougar groggily woke up....
"MMMmmmmmmrrrrrrrr.... *YAWN*..." he started.
"Lars?" Luna said, not only decked out in latex, but with a short jacket that only accentuated her chest.
"Yes?" Bull asked. "How did it go?"
"We had a complication."
Lars looked up... and notice two items which moved with his head.
"Is this..."
"No joke," Mara said. "We didn't expect this as we reconstructed your head."
"Thankfully I do security work. I don't know if my present employer will..."
"Think you can guard the Internet gateway to Canmeph 2?" RedWolf said.
"Police Liezant to Canmeph 2?" Shotgun said.
"I was going up for a promotion to Lieutenant. I'll keep it." Bull said.
A blue-striped, dual-eyed and strangely equipped WolfSkunk entered in, asking "Police Liezant?"
"Unit 88! HOI!" Redwolf's left head said.
"Welcome SputUnit 496," the WolfSkunk said. "You're leaking packets again. But... oh goy. I take it we have a problem?"
"Yeah. But I think he likes it."
"I want to sit up..." Bull said. Quickly RedWolf and Mara prepared to guide Bull's new horns as he sat up on the bed.
"Are they heavy?" Voltare asked.
"Actually, they're lightweight." Bull said. "Strange."
"Dr. Mara," a semi-computerized voice said. "DNA comparision complete. A mutation was found to produce a set of horns on the head of the patient."
"Thank you, computer." Mara replied. "There you go. That's why. Unusual 'cougar DNA."
Another WolfSkunk peaked in and pleasantly murrred "Hey there, sugar. How about tomorrow, you hunk of a cat?"
Bull looked up at his horns. He knew he was going to have a long day tomorrow...
The next day, Bull was up and walking about normally. He was released from the hospital. RedWolf walked with him.
"It's strange," Bull said, walking out in only a pair of shorts. "I seem bigger than before."
"Mara showed me the report on the results," RedWolf said. "You're nine feet tall now, not including the horns. To compensate, they added some more muscle, but just enough that you'll still look good."
"Did they?" Bull said as he pointed to his shorts, which seemed to strain against the rather large buldge in his crotch.
"Nope, you're supposedly that large by nature."
"It's strange, however, since I'm getting looks from passers by. It's not the 'You're a freak' look, it's a 'Fascinating' look."
RedWolf smiled, all twelve foot tall of a WolfSkunk hextaur, only wearing a t-shirt that barely contained hir two pairs of breasts. "You'll get that, especially today. Today's Sunday."
"The reconized 'release' day?"
"Yep."
"Where's a Yiffco tech when you need one?"
"We'll get you to a spoogeatorium today, Lars."
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