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Are you a werewolf? You don't need to visit your local Indian shaman, or eat those "happy" mushrooms or even carry your Leonardo di Caprio fetish against the Wrym©™. Better use our handy list of signs who denote who is a modern werewolf. Reality or Fiction? Discover your wild side, have fun and send your ideas too! *grin* For fun purposes only: If you believe that this is a real test, you're insane!

1. The old Red Wolf beer commercials to you are misleading. You don't run with the wolf, you are the wolf.
2. Humans run with you with Red Wolf beer in their hands telling you, "The commercial told me to run with you!"
3. Michael J. Fox played the movies "Teen Wolf"... and err... uhm... ahem... he's a good actor!
4. Every full moon nights you go into the forest for some 'personal time'.
5. In the Music video "Heaven Beside You" (Alice in Chains) you want that girl to come over to your house.
6. Your favorite fairy tale is: 'The Three Little Pigs: The Wolf's side of the story'.
7. The other guys download porno pictures, your download furry yiff pics.
8. In the movie 'Dances with Wolves', you cry out when the wolf gets shot.
9. In dreams a Native American spirit gives you a can of dog meat, a loincloth, a cane and a anti-flea choker for only $19.95 USD.
10. You seriously consider moving to Alaska or Canada.
11. You spend six months before halloween choosing the correct ripped pants for your "costume".
12. You make nightly visits to the Vet and not just to say hi or for a date.
13. On that elegant restaurant dinner, you a use McDonalds plastic spoon instead of the silver spoon.
14. In the school stage play 'Little Red Riding Hood', you are picked instantly for the part of the wolf.
15. You know the difference of the Japanese words: "Ookami", "Kemono" and "Jauyin".
16. You don't own pets, you live with packmates like Siberian Huskies or Alaskan Malamutes.
17. When other children think of the Easter bunny, you think of a snack. ;)
18. In that ink plot test, you like the furry pictures that they showed you.
19. You get the award for 'Best makeup/costume' and say that it was all natural.
20. You spend all your yearly income buying Werewolf Rage©™ playing cards, even if you never know what to do with them.
21. You put the headphones' volume on 1/4 and you still say it's too loud.
22. The Howling 1 wasn't a scary movie, it was a typical redneck-werewolf documentary.
23. You hate any activity related with people, but love stay with animals the most time possible.
24. You only have wolves' photos for the desktop, calendar, agenda and wolf pups as the kid's photos in the wallet.
25. You collect every game or movie that has a werewolf, even if the howler only appears 5 seconds on screen.
26. The excuse for the missing homework: "I ate it again in the morning, dear professor".
27. Your Europe vacation schedule: London, Paris, Gevaudan and Transylvannia.
28. The family daily fiber source don't come from bread or cereal, it comes from all the hair that you loss at the shower.
29. The werewolf that was featured on the old Disney's show 'Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers' was modeled after you.
30. Your send CDs of furry pics in Xmas to your friends.
31. You know all the genealogy of White Fang and Balto.
32. The songs you write all have at least one wolf's howl.
33. You have a fursuit for use in all family holidays: Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Sweet 16, Birthdays, Funerals, etc.
34. The most offensive word you can take: "YOU ARE A FURRY!".
35. Instead to have a collection of dead butterflies, you prefer have one of dead vampires.
36. The perfect birtday gift: A bone.
37. Instead to propose marriage to your mate, you give her/him a fresh prey at the feet and ask for be the alpha wolf of his/her pack.
38. Cutting any plastic wrap box is funny and easy with your nails or fangs.
39. You write to the makers of the Webster's Dictionary© to rewrite the definition of "Werewolf".
40. Also you spend whole days adding info to the "Werewolf" entry at Wikipedia©.
41. You spend a whole day at mall choosing the right conditioner and shampoo for your fur.
42. You still look for any Coors Silver Bullet Beerwolf Merchandise at Ebay© and flea markets.
43. You define the cemetery as a peaceful place filled of treats.
44. You visit the Louvre Museum at Paris and wonder, "Where are all the furry pictures?".
45. The Domino's Pizza© guy asks, "Who ordered the large Cheese and Raw Beef Special?"
46. In lieu of annual bonus, you prefer a good scratching behind the ears.
47. Vending machine always out of Milk Bones.
48. You cough up a hairball during morning staff meeting.
49. You always eat chili burritos for keep that eerie voice and angry face that every werewolf must have.
50. The big dilemma: Who is the coolest werewolf: Jon Talbain, Sabrewulf, Beerwolf, Bubba, Murobo or Scooby Doo?
51. You keep reading this list at every update expecting new changes that match with your life. Gotcha! ;)
52. You feel funny all over while on the net, your skin is like elastic. You walk to the bathroom to get some aspirin for that headache you just got. You lookup to the mirror and see a big wolf in the mirror. It's you!

And remember the big one:
More animals, Less humans©

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