Truth about the artist
I am a real chipmunk! I live in Yellowstone, in a burrow under a big ash tree.

How this website appeared is a great mystery, because chipmunks know nothing of Internet. I'm (obviously) nonsentient, and the only things I've got any idea of are eating, sleeping and... oh well.

If you want to support me, just send a handful of hazelnuts to any one of Yellowstone keepers. He'll know what to do with them.


Do you believe this is true?